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My BFF:
//Moved to
Couldn't live without you ;A; <3 Your my Best friend forever lasting!
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I LOVEE PANDAS

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*Goes to
AFTER.. *Sleeps*
IN MORNING..
Eats these for breakfast---------->->

The doctor cannot help
LOLWUTT


My PLZ accounts -
Feel free to use. XD

I'v gotta kitty Cat you've got a mole rat Who even gives a crap? *Insert ming face*





Friend: Why...WHY DID SHE BREAK UP WITH ME DX
Me: ...
*Gets Broom*
Me: There there friend...it will be okay...
Friend: Why are petting me with a broom? ._.
Me: Dude,you haven't taken a shower in a week since this bitch broke up with you. I'm not touching you.




NOW MADE WITH ONE EXTRA NUT!





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WTF

Man: Is there a problem Officer?
Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
Man: Oh I see.
Officer: Can I see your licence please?
Man: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Man: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Man: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Man: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Man: Yes, and I killed the owner.
Officer: You what?
Man: She's in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer2: Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! The man steps out of his vehicle.

Man: Is there a problem sir?
Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Man: Murdered the owner?
Officer2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please.

The man opens the trunk, revealing nothing bar an empty boot.

Officer2: Is this your car sir?
Man: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence.

The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer2: Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, murdered the owner.

Man: Bet you the lying idiot told you I was speeding, too.
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